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Fortune: 731 - 740 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  731 of 1371

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
                -- C.E. Ayres
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  732 of 1371

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
                -- H.H. Munro, "Saki"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  733 of 1371

A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad
right?"  And Santa says, "Yes, I do."  The little kid then asks, "And you
know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the
little kid then says, "Well, if you know when I'm bad and when I'm good,
then how come you don't know what I want for Christmas?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  734 of 1371

A little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systems
have been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects,
those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are
the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers.  Consider Unix,
APL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast them
with Cobol, PL/I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS-DOS.
                -- Fred Brooks
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  735 of 1371

A little word of doubtful number,
A foe to rest and peaceful slumber.
If you add an "s" to this,
Great is the metamorphosis.
Plural is plural now no more,
And sweet what bitter was before.
What am I?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  736 of 1371

A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  737 of 1371

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  738 of 1371

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  739 of 1371

A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  740 of 1371

A lot of people are afraid of heights.  Not me.  I'm afraid of widths.
                -- Steve Wright
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