Freebsd Fortunes 2

A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn
in no other way.

A man who fishes for marlin in ponds
will put his money in Etruscan bonds.

A man who likes to lie in bed can usually
find a girl willing to listen to him.

A man who turns green has eschewed protein.

A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.

A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.

A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.

A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

A man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create
destruction and chaos - just to gain his point... and if all this could in
turn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that it would occur, then man
would deliberately go mad to prove his point.
                -- Feodor Dostoevsky, "Notes From the Underground"