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Fortune: 776 - 785 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  776 of 1371

A man who likes to lie in bed can usually
find a girl willing to listen to him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  777 of 1371

A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  778 of 1371

A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  779 of 1371

A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  780 of 1371

A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  781 of 1371

A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  782 of 1371

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  783 of 1371

A man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create
destruction and chaos - just to gain his point... and if all this could in
turn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that it would occur, then man
would deliberately go mad to prove his point.
                -- Feodor Dostoevsky, "Notes From the Underground"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  784 of 1371

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  785 of 1371

A man's best friend is his dogma.
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