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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 804 of 1371 |
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 805 of 1371 |
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 806 of 1371 |
A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 807 of 1371 |
A myth is a religion in which no-one any longer believes.
-- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 808 of 1371 |
A narcissist is anyone better-looking than you.
-- Gore Vidal
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 809 of 1371 |
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 810 of 1371 |
A nasty looking dwarf throws a knife at you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 811 of 1371 |
A national debt, if it is not excessive,
will be to us a national blessing.
-- Alexander Hamilton
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 812 of 1371 |
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on
loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside
the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you believe,"
asked Nasrudin, "me or a donkey?"
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