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Fortune: 826 - 835 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  827 of 1371

A pain in the ass of major dimensions.
                -- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  828 of 1371

A Parable of Modern Research:

        Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one
brightly lit corner.
        "Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!"
        "I can only see here."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  829 of 1371

A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on.
                -- William S. Burroughs
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  830 of 1371

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  831 of 1371

A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
                -- Gloria Steinem
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  832 of 1371

A pencil with no point needs no eraser.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  833 of 1371

"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."
                -- The Odd Couple
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  834 of 1371

A penny saved has not been spent.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  835 of 1371

A penny saved is a penny taxed.
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