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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  839 of 1371

A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages,
who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never
speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of
unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!
                -- Thackeray
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  840 of 1371

A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  841 of 1371

A person is just about as big as the things that make him angry.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  842 of 1371

A person who has both feet planted firmly
in the air can be safely called a liberal.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  843 of 1371

A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  844 of 1371

A person who is more than casually interested in computers should be well
schooled in machine language, since it is a fundamental part of a computer.
                -- Donald Knuth
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  845 of 1371

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
                -- Elbert Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  846 of 1371

A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.
                -- George Wald
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  847 of 1371

A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.  One of the men
gets out and goes into the office.
        "I need some four-by-two's," he says.
        "You must mean two-by-four's" replies the clerk.
        The man scratches his head.  "Wait a minute," he says, "I'll go
check."
        Back, after an animated conversation with the other occupants of the
truck, he reassures the clerk, that, yes, in fact, two-by-fours would be
acceptable.
        "OK," says the clerk, writing it down, "how long you want 'em?"
        The guy gets the blank look again.  "Uh... I guess I better go
check," he says.
        He goes back out to the truck, and there's another animated
conversation.  The guy comes back into the office.  "A long time," he says,
"we're building a house".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  848 of 1371

A pig is a jolly companion,
Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,
You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You'll never go wrong with a pig!
                -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"
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