Freebsd Fortunes 2

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
                -- Overheard in an algebra lecture.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking
ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen
objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer
scientists.  Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration
needed to "make sense" of such unnatural three dimensional objects.

A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other
people what to do with their money.
                -- Imamu Amiri Baraka (Leroi Jones)

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.
                -- Ramsey Clark

A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all Heaven in a rage.
                -- Blake

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single
man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
                -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A rolling disk gathers no MOS.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.