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Fortune: 1187 - 1196 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1187 of 1371

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1188 of 1371

All most people ask of life is a constant
and exaggerated sense of their own importance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1189 of 1371

All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1190 of 1371

All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1191 of 1371

All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1192 of 1371

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
                -- Jane Wagner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1193 of 1371

ALL NEW:
        Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1194 of 1371

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from
the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1195 of 1371

All of the animals except man know that
the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1196 of 1371

All of the people in my building are insane.  The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.  The lady across the hall tried to
rob a department store... with a pricing gun...  She said, "Give me all
of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
                -- Stephen Wright
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