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All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
|Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1188 of 1371|
All most people ask of life is a constant
and exaggerated sense of their own importance.
|Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1189 of 1371|
All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.
|Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1190 of 1371|
All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
|Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1191 of 1371|
All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.
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All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
-- Jane Wagner
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Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
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All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from
the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
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All of the animals except man know that
the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
|Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1196 of 1371|
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to
rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all
of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
-- Stephen Wright