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Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
-- Crazy Nigel
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Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
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Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against.
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Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
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Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%. And of
TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.
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The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
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Official Project Stages:
1. Uncritical Acceptance
2. Wild Enthusiasm
3. Dejected Disillusionment
4. Total Confusion
5. Search for the Guilty
6. Punishment of the Innocent
7. Promotion of the Non-participants
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Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses
lampposts -- for support rather than illumination.
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Often things ARE as bad as they seem!
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.