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Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
                -- Crazy Nigel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  948 of 2298

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  949 of 2298

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  950 of 2298

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  951 of 2298

Of what you see in books, believe 75%.  Of newspapers, believe 50%.  And of
TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  952 of 2298

Office Automation:
        The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
        by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  953 of 2298

Official Project Stages:
        1. Uncritical Acceptance
        2. Wild Enthusiasm
        3. Dejected Disillusionment
        4. Total Confusion
        5. Search for the Guilty
        6. Punishment of the Innocent
        7. Promotion of the Non-participants
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  954 of 2298

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses
lampposts -- for support rather than illumination.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  955 of 2298

Often things ARE as bad as they seem!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  956 of 2298

Ogden's Law:
        The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
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