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I have a very strange feeling about this...
                -- Luke Skywalker
 
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"I have accepted Provolone into my life!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  466 of 2327

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to
sacrifice my wife's brother.
                -- Artemus Ward
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  467 of 2327

I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes
to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.
                -- Winston Churchill, 1903
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  468 of 2327

I have an existential map.  It has "You are here" written all over it.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  469 of 2327

I have become me without my consent.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  470 of 2327

I have come up with a surefire concept for a hit television show, which
would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark."
                -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  471 of 2327

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  472 of 2327

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per
cent an idiot.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  473 of 2327

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
                -- Blaise Pascal
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