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Fortune: 97 - 106 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  97 of 833

A day without sunshine ....
is like ... night!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  98 of 833

Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,
which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  99 of 833

Real programmers don't play video games, they write them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  100 of 833

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  101 of 833

Real programmers understand Pascal.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  102 of 833

Real programmers know it's not operations'
fault if their jobs go into "hogs".
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  103 of 833

Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the
vending machines.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  104 of 833

Real programmers punch up their own programs.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  105 of 833

When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  106 of 833

Real programmers have read the standards manual
but won't admit it.
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