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Linux Cookie:  585 of 1140

"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
 
Linux Cookie:  586 of 1140

"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The
terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."
-- Albert Einstein
 
Linux Cookie:  587 of 1140

"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
 
Linux Cookie:  588 of 1140

        "And we heard him exclaim
         As he started to roam:
         `I'm a hologram, kids,
          please don't try this at home!'"
        -- Bob Violence
-- Howie Chaykin's little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence
 
Linux Cookie:  589 of 1140

"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet
themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against
the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get
 off my Ford Escort.'"
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live
 
Linux Cookie:  590 of 1140

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
--Arthur C. Clarke
 
Linux Cookie:  591 of 1140

"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food."   --Gallagher
 
Linux Cookie:  592 of 1140

"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
 
Linux Cookie:  593 of 1140

"It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?"  -- Peter Oakley
 
Linux Cookie:  594 of 1140

"Ah, you know the type.  They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks,
'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big,
scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only
reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."
-- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, Badger comics
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