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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the
improbable.
- H. L. Mencken
 
Linux Cookie:  253 of 1140

And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve?  The judgement of God
upon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of
criminal at the bar of justice.
- Tertullian, second-century Christian writer, misogynist
 
Linux Cookie:  254 of 1140

I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents
become better people as a result of practicing it.
- Joe Mullally, computer salesman
 
Linux Cookie:  255 of 1140

Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.
 
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"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11
 
Linux Cookie:  257 of 1140

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
power tools.
 
Linux Cookie:  258 of 1140

How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
 
Linux Cookie:  259 of 1140

How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.
 
Linux Cookie:  260 of 1140

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
- Thomas Jefferson
 
Linux Cookie:  261 of 1140

I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman
Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church,
nor by any Church that I know of.  My own mind is my own Church.
- Thomas Paine
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