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Linux Cookie:  1011 of 1140

A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
 
Linux Cookie:  1012 of 1140

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
 
Linux Cookie:  1013 of 1140

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second marriage is
the triumph of hope over experience.
 
Linux Cookie:  1014 of 1140

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
-- G. Fitch
 
Linux Cookie:  1015 of 1140

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
 
Linux Cookie:  1016 of 1140

"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have
 included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.  This
 technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign.  My
 carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat.  Better go by some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy
 
Linux Cookie:  1017 of 1140

"If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
the cigarettes?"
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
 
Linux Cookie:  1018 of 1140

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little
 Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Comedian Jay Leno
 
Linux Cookie:  1019 of 1140

"Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like
 `Psychic Wins Lottery.'"
-- Comedian Jay Leno
 
Linux Cookie:  1020 of 1140

"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
-- Lucy Van Pelt
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