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Linux Cookie:  1061 of 1140

"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry."
-- a Larson cartoon
 
Linux Cookie:  1062 of 1140

"But don't you see, the color of wine in a crystal glass can be spiritual.
 The look in a face, the music of a violin.  A Paris theater can be infused
 with the spiritual for all its solidity."
 -- Lestat, _The Vampire Lestat_, Anne Rice
 
Linux Cookie:  1063 of 1140

"Love your country but never trust its government."
-- from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania
 
Linux Cookie:  1064 of 1140

      I bought the latest computer;
      it came fully loaded.
      It was guaranteed for 90 days,
      but in 30 was outmoded!
        - The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
 
Linux Cookie:  1065 of 1140

To update Voltaire, "I may kill all msgs from you, but I'll fight for
your right to post it, and I'll let it reside on my disks".
-- Doug Thompson (doug@isishq.FIDONET.ORG)
 
Linux Cookie:  1066 of 1140

"Though a program be but three lines long,
someday it will have to be maintained."
-- The Tao of Programming
 
Linux Cookie:  1067 of 1140

"Turn on, tune up, rock out."
-- Billy Gibbons
 
Linux Cookie:  1068 of 1140

         EARTH
     smog  |   bricks
 AIR  --  mud  --  FIRE
soda water |   tequila
         WATER
 
Linux Cookie:  1069 of 1140

"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power tools aren't
soluble in alcohol..."
-- Crazy Nigel
 
Linux Cookie:  1070 of 1140

"Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all...."
-- Thomas J. Kopp
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