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"If I ever get around to writing that language depompisifier, it will change
almost all occurences of the word "paradigm" into "example" or "model."
-- Herbie Blashtfalt
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Linux Cookie: 1078 of 1140 |
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin the paranoid android
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Linux Cookie: 1079 of 1140 |
Contemptuous lights flashed flashed across the computer's console.
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Linux Cookie: 1080 of 1140 |
"There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greater computer than
the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a
millisecond?"
"The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt.
"A mere abacus. Mention it not."
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Linux Cookie: 1081 of 1140 |
"But are you not," he said, "a more fiendish disputant than the Great Hyperlobic
Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus Twelve, the Magic and
Indefatigable?"
"The Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler," said Deep Thought,
thoroughly rolling the r's, "could talk all four legs off an Arcturan
Mega-Donkey -- but only I could persuade it to go for a walk afterward."
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Linux Cookie: 1082 of 1140 |
If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, Jolt Cola
would be a Fortune-500 company.
If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, you'd be
able to buy a nice little colonial split-level at Babbages for $34.95.
If programmers wrote programs the way builders build buildings, we'd still
be using autocoder and running compile decks.
-- Peter da Silva and Karl Lehenbauer, a different perspective
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Linux Cookie: 1083 of 1140 |
To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Linux Cookie: 1084 of 1140 |
"America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort."
-- President John F. Kennedy
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Linux Cookie: 1085 of 1140 |
"The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not
be just fine words for patriotic holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, but
living, honored rules of conduct amongst us...I'm glad the American Civil
Liberties Union gets indignant, and I hope this will always be so."
-- Senator Adlai E. Stevenson
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"The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that
>from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere... Indeed, it is difficult
to appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for the
Union's valiant representation in the courts of the constitutional rights
of people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despised
by the majority they were at the time."
-- former Supreme Court Chief Justice Earl Warren
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