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Linux Cookie:  1117 of 1140

"Gort, klaatu nikto barada."
-- The Day the Earth Stood Still
 
Linux Cookie:  1118 of 1140

> From MAILER-DAEMON@Think.COM Thu Mar  2 13:59:11 1989
> Subject: Returned mail: unknown mailer error 255

"Dale, your address no longer functions.  Can you fix it at your end?"
-- Bill Wolfe (wtwolfe@hubcap.clemson.edu)

"Bill, Your brain no longer functions.  Can you fix it at your end?"
-- Karl A. Nyberg (nyberg@ajpo.sei.cmu.edu)
 
Linux Cookie:  1119 of 1140

"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!"
-- Bryan Michael Wendt
 
Linux Cookie:  1120 of 1140

"I got a question for ya.  Ya got a minute?"
-- two programmers passing in the hall
 
Linux Cookie:  1121 of 1140

I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.
 
Linux Cookie:  1122 of 1140

What hath Bob wrought?
 
Linux Cookie:  1123 of 1140

"I don't know where we come from,
 Don't know where we're going to,
 And if all this should have a reason,
 We would be the last to know.

 So let's just hope there is a promised land,
 And until then,
 ...as best as you can."
-- Steppenwolf, "Rock Me Baby"
 
Linux Cookie:  1124 of 1140

"Help Mr. Wizard!"
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
 
Linux Cookie:  1125 of 1140

"The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.
 He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him.
 But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are
 given to administer we presently imagine we own."
-- H.G. Wells
 
Linux Cookie:  1126 of 1140

"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers
 do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business."
-- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu
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