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Linux Cookie:  1121 of 1140

I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.
 
Linux Cookie:  1122 of 1140

What hath Bob wrought?
 
Linux Cookie:  1123 of 1140

"I don't know where we come from,
 Don't know where we're going to,
 And if all this should have a reason,
 We would be the last to know.

 So let's just hope there is a promised land,
 And until then,
 ...as best as you can."
-- Steppenwolf, "Rock Me Baby"
 
Linux Cookie:  1124 of 1140

"Help Mr. Wizard!"
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
 
Linux Cookie:  1125 of 1140

"The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.
 He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him.
 But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are
 given to administer we presently imagine we own."
-- H.G. Wells
 
Linux Cookie:  1126 of 1140

"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers
 do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business."
-- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu
 
Linux Cookie:  1127 of 1140

"Don't talk to me about disclaimers!  I invented disclaimers!"
-- The Censored Hacker
 
Linux Cookie:  1128 of 1140

'On this point we want to be perfectly clear: socialism has nothing to do
with equalizing.  Socialism cannot ensure conditions of life and
consumption in accordance with the principle "From each according to his
ability, to each according to his needs."  This will be under communism.
Socialism has a different criterion for distributing social benefits:
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his work."'
-- Mikhail Gorbachev, _Perestroika_
 
Linux Cookie:  1129 of 1140

"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception."
-- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989
[apparently, good TV reception is a basic necessity -- at least in Tucson  -kl]
 
Linux Cookie:  1130 of 1140

"All the system's paths must be topologically and circularly interrelated for
 conceptually definitive, locally transformable, polyhedronal understanding to
 be attained in our spontaneous -- ergo, most economical -- geodesiccally
 structured thoughts."
-- R. Buckminster Fuller [...and a total nonsequitur as far as I can tell.  -kl]
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