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Linux Cookie:  161 of 1140

In order to succeed in any enterprise, one must be persistent and patient.
Even if one has to run some risks, one must be brave and strong enough to
meet and overcome vexing challenges to maintain a successful business in
the long run.  I cannot help saying that Americans lack this necessary
challenging spirit today.
- Hajime Karatsu
 
Linux Cookie:  162 of 1140

Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
 
Linux Cookie:  163 of 1140

Life.  Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Anroid
 
Linux Cookie:  164 of 1140

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
 
Linux Cookie:  165 of 1140

The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
 
Linux Cookie:  166 of 1140

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
 
Linux Cookie:  167 of 1140

It is your destiny.
- Darth Vader
 
Linux Cookie:  168 of 1140

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
 
Linux Cookie:  169 of 1140

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
 
Linux Cookie:  170 of 1140

How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
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