| Linux Cookie: 177 of 1140 |
"Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint."
-- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.
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| Linux Cookie: 178 of 1140 |
The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
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| Linux Cookie: 179 of 1140 |
"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously."
- Doctor Graper
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| Linux Cookie: 180 of 1140 |
Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic
functions of a computer.
- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40
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| Linux Cookie: 181 of 1140 |
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation,
indivisible,
with liberty
and justice for all.
- Francis Bellamy, 1892
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| Linux Cookie: 182 of 1140 |
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his
ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 183 of 1140 |
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 184 of 1140 |
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 185 of 1140 |
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 186 of 1140 |
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip
over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
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