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Linux Cookie:  181 of 1140

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation,
indivisible,
with liberty
and justice for all.
- Francis Bellamy, 1892
 
Linux Cookie:  182 of 1140

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his
ears.  I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
-- Steven Wright
 
Linux Cookie:  183 of 1140

My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
 -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Cookie:  184 of 1140

You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
 
Linux Cookie:  185 of 1140

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
 
Linux Cookie:  186 of 1140

You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip
over?  Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
 
Linux Cookie:  187 of 1140

I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and
the building started up.  So I took it out for a drive.  A cop pulled me over
for speeding.  He asked me where I live... "Right here".
-- Steven Wright
 
Linux Cookie:  188 of 1140

"Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
 
Linux Cookie:  189 of 1140

The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic
light table for cutting and pasting documents.
 
Linux Cookie:  190 of 1140

There are bugs and then there are bugs.  And then there are bugs.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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