| Linux Cookie: 184 of 1140 |
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 185 of 1140 |
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 186 of 1140 |
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip
over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 187 of 1140 |
I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and
the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop pulled me over
for speeding. He asked me where I live... "Right here".
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Cookie: 188 of 1140 |
"Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
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| Linux Cookie: 189 of 1140 |
The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic
light table for cutting and pasting documents.
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| Linux Cookie: 190 of 1140 |
There are bugs and then there are bugs. And then there are bugs.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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| Linux Cookie: 191 of 1140 |
My computer can beat up your computer.
- Karl Lehenbauer
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| Linux Cookie: 192 of 1140 |
Kill Ugly Processor Architectures
- Karl Lehenbauer
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| Linux Cookie: 193 of 1140 |
Kill Ugly Radio
- Frank Zappa
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