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Linux Cookie:  250 of 1140

Life is a process, not a principle, a mystery to be lived, not a problem to
be solved.
- Gerard Straub, television producer and author (stolen from Frank Herbert??)
 
Linux Cookie:  251 of 1140

So we follow our wandering paths, and the very darkness acts as our guide and
our doubts serve to reassure us.
- Jean-Pierre de Caussade, eighteenth-century Jesuit priest
 
Linux Cookie:  252 of 1140

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the
improbable.
- H. L. Mencken
 
Linux Cookie:  253 of 1140

And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve?  The judgement of God
upon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of
criminal at the bar of justice.
- Tertullian, second-century Christian writer, misogynist
 
Linux Cookie:  254 of 1140

I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents
become better people as a result of practicing it.
- Joe Mullally, computer salesman
 
Linux Cookie:  255 of 1140

Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.
 
Linux Cookie:  256 of 1140

"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11
 
Linux Cookie:  257 of 1140

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
power tools.
 
Linux Cookie:  258 of 1140

How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
 
Linux Cookie:  259 of 1140

How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.
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