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   On Krat's main screen appeared the holo image of a man, and several dolphins.
From the man's shape, Krat could tell it was a female, probably their leader.
   "...stupid creatures unworthy of the name `sophonts.'  Foolish, pre-sentient
upspring of errant masters.  We slip away from all your armed might, laughing
at your clumsiness!  We slip away as we always will, you pathetic creatures.
And now that we have a real head start, you'll never catch us!  What better
proof that the Progenitors favor not you, but us!  What better proof..."
   The taunt went on.  Krat listened, enraged, yet at the same time savoring
the artistry of it.  These men are better than I'd thought.  Their insults
are wordy and overblown, but they have talent.  They deserve honorable, slow
deaths.
- David Brin, Startide Rising
 
Linux Cookie:  282 of 1140

"I'm a mean green mother from outer space"
 -- Audrey II, The Little Shop of Horrors
 
Linux Cookie:  283 of 1140

Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.
It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who
watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide
people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and
cruelty for that.  On the other hand, I respect and envy the people
who get inspiration from their religions.
- Benjamin Spock
 
Linux Cookie:  284 of 1140

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
- Andy Finkel, computer guy
 
Linux Cookie:  285 of 1140

Being schizophrenic is better than living alone.
 
Linux Cookie:  286 of 1140

NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
- The Firesign Theater
 
Linux Cookie:  287 of 1140

Yes, many primitive people still believe this myth...But in today's technical
vastness of the future, we can guess that surely things were much different.
- The Firesign Theater
 
Linux Cookie:  288 of 1140

...this is an awesome sight.  The entire rebel resistance buried under six
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
- The Firesign Theater
 
Linux Cookie:  289 of 1140

We want to create puppets that pull their own strings.
- Ann Marion
 
Linux Cookie:  290 of 1140

I know engineers.  They love to change things.
- Dr. McCoy
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