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"There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity."
- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"
 
Linux Cookie:  389 of 1140

"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
 
Linux Cookie:  390 of 1140

I am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and by men who
are equally certain that they represent the divine will.  I am sure that
either the one or the other is mistaken in the belief, and perhaps in some
respects, both.

I hope it will not be irreverent of me to say that if it is probable that
God would reveal his will to others on a point so connected with my duty,
it might be supposed he would reveal it directly to me.
- Abraham Lincoln
 
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In space, no one can hear you fart.
 
Linux Cookie:  392 of 1140

Brain damage is all in your head.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
 
Linux Cookie:  393 of 1140

Wish and hope succeed in discerning signs of paranormality where reason and
careful scientific procedure fail.
- James E. Alcock, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12
 
Linux Cookie:  394 of 1140

"It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but
the result's the same."
- Mike Dennison
 
Linux Cookie:  395 of 1140

"Creation science" has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple
and so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and
because good teachers understand exactly why it is false.  What could be
more destructive of that most fragile yet most precious commodity in our
entire intellectualy heritage -- good teaching -- than a bill forcing
honorable teachers to sully their sacred trust by granting equal treatment
to a doctrine not only known to be false, but calculated to undermine any
general understanding of science as an enterprise?
-- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Skeptical Inquirer", Vol. 12, page 186
 
Linux Cookie:  396 of 1140

It is not well to be thought of as one who meekly submits to insolence and
intimidation.
 
Linux Cookie:  397 of 1140

"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at
speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."
-- 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.
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