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Linux Cookie:  471 of 1140

"Plastic gun.  Ingenious.  More coffee, please."
-- The Phantom comics
 
Linux Cookie:  472 of 1140

The game of life is a game of boomerangs.  Our thoughts, deeds and words
return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.
 
Linux Cookie:  473 of 1140

If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
 
Linux Cookie:  474 of 1140

"A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a
perfectly good kitten."
-- Doug Larson
 
Linux Cookie:  475 of 1140

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was."
-- Walt West
 
Linux Cookie:  476 of 1140

"Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone."
-- G. B. Stearn
 
Linux Cookie:  477 of 1140

"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson
 
Linux Cookie:  478 of 1140

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to
the left.
 
Linux Cookie:  479 of 1140

"But this one goes to eleven."
-- Nigel Tufnel
 
Linux Cookie:  480 of 1140

"Been through Hell?  Whaddya bring back for me?"
-- A. Brilliant
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