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Linux Cookie:  491 of 1140

"I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person,
unless he has an atomic weapon."
-- Howard Chaykin
 
Linux Cookie:  492 of 1140

"Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear
strapped to your butt?"
   "No."
"'Course you haven't, you fruit-loop little geek."
-- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey's SNL characters
[ditto]
 
Linux Cookie:  493 of 1140

"I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and
seizure.  Man, that was really Out There."
   "I was so WRECKED when I wrote that..."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
 
Linux Cookie:  494 of 1140

"Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
 
Linux Cookie:  495 of 1140

It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
 
Linux Cookie:  496 of 1140

"Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit"
- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
 
Linux Cookie:  497 of 1140

"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
    "It does not work that way.  RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
 
Linux Cookie:  498 of 1140

"You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
 
Linux Cookie:  499 of 1140

 "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
 
Linux Cookie:  500 of 1140

"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
 If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
 basement:
    1)  Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
        head with an axe!
    2)  Flee the premises... even if you're in your
        underwear.
    3)  Warn the neighbors and call the police.
 But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
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