| Linux Cookie: 498 of 1140 |
"You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
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| Linux Cookie: 499 of 1140 |
"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
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| Linux Cookie: 500 of 1140 |
"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
basement:
1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
head with an axe!
2) Flee the premises... even if you're in your
underwear.
3) Warn the neighbors and call the police.
But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
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| Linux Cookie: 501 of 1140 |
Victory or defeat!
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| Linux Cookie: 502 of 1140 |
"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
-- Harlan Ellison
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| Linux Cookie: 503 of 1140 |
"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even
*I* don't know how it works!"
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
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| Linux Cookie: 504 of 1140 |
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
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| Linux Cookie: 505 of 1140 |
A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
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| Linux Cookie: 506 of 1140 |
"Daddy, Daddy, make
Santa Claus go away!"
"I can't, son;
he's grown too
powerful."
"HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
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| Linux Cookie: 507 of 1140 |
"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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