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Linux Cookie:  500 of 1140

"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
 If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
 basement:
    1)  Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
        head with an axe!
    2)  Flee the premises... even if you're in your
        underwear.
    3)  Warn the neighbors and call the police.
 But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
 
Linux Cookie:  501 of 1140

Victory or defeat!
 
Linux Cookie:  502 of 1140

"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
-- Harlan Ellison
 
Linux Cookie:  503 of 1140

"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse!  This gun is so futuristic that even
*I* don't know how it works!"
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
 
Linux Cookie:  504 of 1140

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
 
Linux Cookie:  505 of 1140

A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
 
Linux Cookie:  506 of 1140

   "Daddy, Daddy, make
    Santa Claus go away!"
                       "I can't, son;
                        he's grown too
                        powerful."
                                     "HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
 
Linux Cookie:  507 of 1140

"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
 
Linux Cookie:  508 of 1140

"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
 
Linux Cookie:  509 of 1140

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.   -- David Letterman
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