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Linux Cookie:  501 of 1140

Victory or defeat!
 
Linux Cookie:  502 of 1140

"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
-- Harlan Ellison
 
Linux Cookie:  503 of 1140

"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse!  This gun is so futuristic that even
*I* don't know how it works!"
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
 
Linux Cookie:  504 of 1140

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
 
Linux Cookie:  505 of 1140

A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
 
Linux Cookie:  506 of 1140

   "Daddy, Daddy, make
    Santa Claus go away!"
                       "I can't, son;
                        he's grown too
                        powerful."
                                     "HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
 
Linux Cookie:  507 of 1140

"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
 
Linux Cookie:  508 of 1140

"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
 
Linux Cookie:  509 of 1140

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.   -- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  510 of 1140

Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.   -- David Letterman
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