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"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  552 of 1140

It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
 
Linux Cookie:  553 of 1140

A good USENET motto would be:
 a. "Together, a strong community."
 b. "Computers R Us."
 c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on
     company time."
-- A Sane Man
 
Linux Cookie:  554 of 1140

"He didn't run for reelection.  `Politics brings you into contact with all the
people you'd give anything to avoid,' he said. `I'm staying home.'"
-- Garrison Keillor, _Lake_Wobegone_Days_
 
Linux Cookie:  555 of 1140

"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and
fire them all off, wouldn't you?"
-- Garrison Keillor
 
Linux Cookie:  556 of 1140

"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
 
Linux Cookie:  557 of 1140

"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
-- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
 
Linux Cookie:  558 of 1140

"Trust me.  I know what I'm doing."
-- Sledge Hammer
 
Linux Cookie:  559 of 1140

"Hi.  This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine.  Please leave your name and
number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you
 in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"
 -- Blue Devil comics
 
Linux Cookie:  560 of 1140

"All God's children are not beautiful.  Most of God's children are, in fact,
barely presentable."
-- Fran Lebowitz
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