| Linux Cookie: 553 of 1140 |
A good USENET motto would be:
a. "Together, a strong community."
b. "Computers R Us."
c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on
company time."
-- A Sane Man
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| Linux Cookie: 554 of 1140 |
"He didn't run for reelection. `Politics brings you into contact with all the
people you'd give anything to avoid,' he said. `I'm staying home.'"
-- Garrison Keillor, _Lake_Wobegone_Days_
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| Linux Cookie: 555 of 1140 |
"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and
fire them all off, wouldn't you?"
-- Garrison Keillor
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| Linux Cookie: 556 of 1140 |
"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
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| Linux Cookie: 557 of 1140 |
"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
-- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
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| Linux Cookie: 558 of 1140 |
"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
-- Sledge Hammer
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| Linux Cookie: 559 of 1140 |
"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and
number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you
in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"
-- Blue Devil comics
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| Linux Cookie: 560 of 1140 |
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact,
barely presentable."
-- Fran Lebowitz
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| Linux Cookie: 561 of 1140 |
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
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| Linux Cookie: 562 of 1140 |
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
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