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Linux Cookie:  556 of 1140

"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
 
Linux Cookie:  557 of 1140

"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
-- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
 
Linux Cookie:  558 of 1140

"Trust me.  I know what I'm doing."
-- Sledge Hammer
 
Linux Cookie:  559 of 1140

"Hi.  This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine.  Please leave your name and
number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you
 in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"
 -- Blue Devil comics
 
Linux Cookie:  560 of 1140

"All God's children are not beautiful.  Most of God's children are, in fact,
barely presentable."
-- Fran Lebowitz
 
Linux Cookie:  561 of 1140

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
 
Linux Cookie:  562 of 1140

Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
 
Linux Cookie:  563 of 1140

"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!"
-- Buckaroo Banzai
 
Linux Cookie:  564 of 1140

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid"
-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
 
Linux Cookie:  565 of 1140

"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead
girl or a live boy."
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards
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