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Linux Cookie:  561 of 1140

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
 
Linux Cookie:  562 of 1140

Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
 
Linux Cookie:  563 of 1140

"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!"
-- Buckaroo Banzai
 
Linux Cookie:  564 of 1140

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid"
-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
 
Linux Cookie:  565 of 1140

"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead
girl or a live boy."
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards
 
Linux Cookie:  566 of 1140

David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans":
        * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO
        * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"
        * Hourly motel rates
        * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here
        * Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some
            countries we could mention
        * Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies
        * Our well-behaved golf professionals
        * Fabulous babes coast to coast
 
Linux Cookie:  567 of 1140

"Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!"
   "No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger
 
Linux Cookie:  568 of 1140

Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.
 -- Russian Proverb
 
Linux Cookie:  569 of 1140

"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.   If your ideas are any good,
you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
 -- Howard Aiken
 
Linux Cookie:  570 of 1140

"When anyone says `theoretically,' they really mean `not really.'"
 -- David Parnas
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