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What to do in case of an alien attack:

    1)   Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
    2)   Avoid eye contact.
    3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.

-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
 
Linux Cookie:  602 of 1140

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
- Ted Turner
 
Linux Cookie:  603 of 1140

"You tweachewous miscweant!"
-- Elmer Fudd
 
Linux Cookie:  604 of 1140

"I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"
-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_
 
Linux Cookie:  605 of 1140

"Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
 
Linux Cookie:  606 of 1140

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
 
Linux Cookie:  607 of 1140

Support Mental Health.  Or I'll kill you.
 
Linux Cookie:  608 of 1140

"The pyramid is opening!"
   "Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- The Firesign Theatre
 
Linux Cookie:  609 of 1140

"Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_
 
Linux Cookie:  610 of 1140

"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
    "Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
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