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Administration: An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive
the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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A penny saved is a penny to squander.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 638 of 1140 |
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man --
who has no gills.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 639 of 1140 |
Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 640 of 1140 |
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 641 of 1140 |
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 642 of 1140 |
Politician: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of
organized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of
his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman,
he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 643 of 1140 |
Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single
petitioner confessedly unworthy.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 644 of 1140 |
Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Linux Cookie: 645 of 1140 |
Proboscis: The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place
of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes
of humor it is popularly called a trunk.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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