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Linux Cookie:  774 of 1140

Now I was heading, in my hot cage, down towards meat-market country on the
tip of the West Village.  Here the redbrick warehouses double as carcass
galleries and rat hives, the Manhattan fauna seeking its necessary
level, living or dead.  Here too you find the heavy faggot hangouts,
The Spike, the Water Closet, the Mother Load.  Nobody knows what goes on
in these places.  Only the heavy faggots know.  Even Fielding seems somewhat
vague on the question.  You get zapped and flogged and dumped on -- by
almost anybody's standards, you have a really terrible time.  The average
patron arrives at the Spike in one taxi but needs to go back to his sock
in two.  And then the next night he shows up for more.  They shackle
themselves to racks, they bask in urinals.  Their folks have a lot of
explaining to do, if you want my opinion, particularly the mums.  Sorry
to single you ladies out like this but the story must start somewhere.
A craving for hourly murder -- it can't be willed.  In the meantime,
Fielding tells me, Mother Nature looks on and taps her foot and clicks
her tongue.  Always a champion of monogamy, she is cooking up some fancy
new diseases.  She just isn't going to stand for it.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
 
Linux Cookie:  775 of 1140

"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks,
 but now you find out you have a habit that sticks,
 you're an orgasm addict,
 you're always at it,
 and you're an orgasm addict."
-- The Buzzcocks
 
Linux Cookie:  776 of 1140

"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain
 
Linux Cookie:  777 of 1140

"You'll pay to know what you really think."
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
 
Linux Cookie:  778 of 1140

"We live, in a very kooky time."
-- Herb Blashtfalt
 
Linux Cookie:  779 of 1140

"Pull the wool over your own eyes!"
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
 
Linux Cookie:  780 of 1140

"Okay," Bobby said, getting the hang of it, "then what's the matrix?  If
she's a deck, and Danbala's a program, what's cyberspace?"
  "The world," Lucas said.
-- William Gibson, _Count Zero_
 
Linux Cookie:  781 of 1140

"Our reruns are better than theirs."
-- Nick at Nite
 
Linux Cookie:  782 of 1140

Life is a game.  Money is how we keep score.
-- Ted Turner
 
Linux Cookie:  783 of 1140

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
-- The Wizard Of Oz
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