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"Is this foreplay?"
   "No, this is Nuke Strike.  Foreplay has lousy graphics.  Beat me again."
-- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)
 
Linux Cookie:  816 of 1140

egrep patterns are full regular expressions; it uses a fast deterministic
algorithm that sometimes needs exponential space.
-- unix manuals
 
Linux Cookie:  817 of 1140

"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."
-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths
 
Linux Cookie:  818 of 1140

"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
-- Peter da Silva
 
Linux Cookie:  819 of 1140

If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
 
Linux Cookie:  820 of 1140

"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
 
Linux Cookie:  821 of 1140

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-- Will Rogers
 
Linux Cookie:  822 of 1140

"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
-- a saying at RPI
 
Linux Cookie:  823 of 1140

"The geeks shall inherit the earth."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
 
Linux Cookie:  824 of 1140

"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
-- Chip Salzenberg
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