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"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
-- Peter da Silva
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If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
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"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-- Will Rogers
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"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
-- a saying at RPI
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"The geeks shall inherit the earth."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
-- Chip Salzenberg
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"Elvis is my copilot."
-- Cal Keegan
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"The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the
sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment."
-- Richard P. Feynman
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How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?
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