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Linux Cookie:  871 of 1140

"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
coming up it."
-- Henry Allen
 
Linux Cookie:  872 of 1140

"Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of
watching television."
-- Cal Keegan
 
Linux Cookie:  873 of 1140

Eat shit -- billions of flies can't be wrong.
 
Linux Cookie:  874 of 1140

"We never make assertions, Miss Taggart," said Hugh Akston.  "That is
the moral crime peculiar to our enemies.  We do not tell -- we *show*.
We do not claim -- we *prove*."
-- Ayn Rand, _Atlas Shrugged_
 
Linux Cookie:  875 of 1140

"I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and
 my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes."
-- George Carlin
 
Linux Cookie:  876 of 1140

"My father?  My father left when I was quite young.  Well actually, he
 was asked to leave.  He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
 -- George Carlin
 
Linux Cookie:  877 of 1140

"I turn on my television set.  I see a young lady who goes under the guise
of being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight
leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm of the
music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the
band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from
songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else.  And you may try
to tell me this is of God and that it is leading people to Christ, but I
know better.
-- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert and TV preacher, self-described
 pornography addict, "Two points of view: 'Christian' rock and roll.",
 The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.
 
Linux Cookie:  878 of 1140

"So-called Christian rock. . . . is a diabolical force undermining Christianity
 from within."
-- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocrite and TV preacher, self-described pornography addict,
 "Two points of view: 'Christian' rock and roll.", The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.
 
Linux Cookie:  879 of 1140

"Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of
course, living in a state of sin."
-- John Von Neumann
 
Linux Cookie:  880 of 1140

"You must have an IQ of at least half a million."  -- Popeye
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