| Linux Cookie: 884 of 1140 |
These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life
of any party.
-- X-Ray Gogs Instructions
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| Linux Cookie: 885 of 1140 |
A student asked the master for help... does this program run from the
Workbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. "What is
this?" he asked. The student replied "That's the mouse". The master pressed
control-Amiga-Amiga and hit the student on the head with the Amiga ROM Kernel
Manual.
-- Amiga Zen Master Peter da Silva
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| Linux Cookie: 886 of 1140 |
"Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have any advances."
-- Seymour Cray
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| Linux Cookie: 887 of 1140 |
"Out of register space (ugh)"
-- vi
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| Linux Cookie: 888 of 1140 |
"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor
of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated,
it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."
- Oscar Wilde
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| Linux Cookie: 889 of 1140 |
"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.
-- Codoso diBlini
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| Linux Cookie: 890 of 1140 |
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by mean of zeal,
well-meaning but without understanding."
-- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)
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| Linux Cookie: 891 of 1140 |
"'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true."
-- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shake's _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_
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| Linux Cookie: 892 of 1140 |
"All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in. I'm glad they
are a snowman with protective rubber skin"
-- They Might Be Giants
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| Linux Cookie: 893 of 1140 |
"Indecision is the basis of flexibility"
-- button at a Science Fiction convention.
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