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Linux Cookie:  911 of 1140

Professional wrestling:  ballet for the common man.
 
Linux Cookie:  912 of 1140

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a
cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Cookie:  913 of 1140

   "Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?"  I asked Colletti as he
showed us these scratches on his chest.  "No, those are on my back," Colletti
answered.  "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me.  I told her
to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have
a mind of their own."
-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs
   National Lampoon, October 1982
 
Linux Cookie:  914 of 1140

"Never give in.  Never give in.  Never. Never. Never."
-- Winston Churchill
 
Linux Cookie:  915 of 1140

"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."
-- Cal Keegan
 
Linux Cookie:  916 of 1140

"Despite its suffix, skepticism is not an "ism" in the sense of a belief
or dogma.  It is simply an approach to the problem of telling what is
counterfeit and what is genuine.  And a recognition of how costly it may
be to fail to do so.  To be a skeptic is to cultivate "street smarts" in
the battle for control of one's own mind, one's own money, one'w own
allegiances.  To be a skeptic, in short, is to refuse to be a victim.
-- Robert S. DeBear, "An Agenda for Reason, Realism, and Responsibility,"
 New York Skeptic (newsletter of the New York Area Skeptics, Inc.), Spring 1988
 
Linux Cookie:  917 of 1140

"If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead
stuff."
-- Dave Enyeart
 
Linux Cookie:  918 of 1140

"After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn't wait to go back to the United
States.  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of
the mentality of being open-minded, always positive.  Everything you want to
do in Europe is just, 'No way.  No one has ever done it.'  They haven't any
more the desire to go out to conquer and achieve -- I realized that I had much
more the American spirit."
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
 
Linux Cookie:  919 of 1140

"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest."
-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)
 
Linux Cookie:  920 of 1140

        Well, punk is kind of anti-ethical, anyway.  Its ethics, so to speak,
include a disdain for ethics in general.  If you have to think about some-
thing so hard, then it's bullshit anyway; that's the idea.  Punks are anti-
ismists, to coin a term.  But nonetheless, they have a pretty clearly defined
stance and image, and THAT is what we hang the term `punk' on.
-- Jeff G. Bone
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