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Seen on a button at an SF Convention:
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.
--
-- uunet!sugar!karl | "We've been following your progress with considerable
-- karl@sugar.uu.net | interest, not to say contempt." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
-- Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018
From karl@sugar.hackercorp.com Sat Apr 29 10:46:20 1989
From: karl@sugar.hackercorp.com (Karl Lehenbauer)
Subject: Fortune cookie file, part 07 of 06
Below is the latest addition to my fortune cookie file, 40212 bytes of mirth
and merriment.
This file contains a lot of quotes from peoples' postings on Usenet. After I
had been doing this a while, I began including their net addresses as well.
Enjoy, or hit 'n'...
-------------------- cut it here, dude ------------------------------
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| Linux Cookie: 941 of 1140 |
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed."
-- Albert Einstein
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| Linux Cookie: 942 of 1140 |
"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is
the exact opposite."
-- Bertrand Russell, _Sceptical_Essays_, 1928
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| Linux Cookie: 943 of 1140 |
"Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
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| Linux Cookie: 944 of 1140 |
"Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing."
-- G. Steinem
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| Linux Cookie: 945 of 1140 |
"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is
dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-- Frank Zappa
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| Linux Cookie: 946 of 1140 |
"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan
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| Linux Cookie: 947 of 1140 |
"Let me guess, Ed. Pentescostal, right?"
-- Starcap'n Ra, ra@asuvax.asu.edu
"Nope. Charismatic (I think - I've given up on what all those pesky labels
mean)."
-- Ed Carp, erc@unisec.usi.com
"Same difference - all zeal and feel, averaging less than one working brain
cell per congregation. Starcap'n Ra, you pegged him. Good work!"
-- Kenn Barry, barry@eos.UUCP
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| Linux Cookie: 948 of 1140 |
"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
-- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp
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| Linux Cookie: 949 of 1140 |
"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out."
-- John F. Haugh II (jfh@rpp386.Dallas.TX.US), about forging net news articles
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