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Linux Cookie:  943 of 1140

"Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
 
Linux Cookie:  944 of 1140

"Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing."
-- G. Steinem
 
Linux Cookie:  945 of 1140

"It says he made us all to be just like him.  So if we're dumb, then god is
dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-- Frank Zappa
 
Linux Cookie:  946 of 1140

"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan
 
Linux Cookie:  947 of 1140

"Let me guess, Ed.  Pentescostal, right?"
-- Starcap'n Ra, ra@asuvax.asu.edu

"Nope.  Charismatic (I think - I've given up on what all those pesky labels
 mean)."
-- Ed Carp, erc@unisec.usi.com

"Same difference - all zeal and feel, averaging less than one working brain
cell per congregation. Starcap'n Ra, you pegged him.  Good work!"
-- Kenn Barry, barry@eos.UUCP
 
Linux Cookie:  948 of 1140

"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
-- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp
 
Linux Cookie:  949 of 1140

"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out."
-- John F. Haugh II (jfh@rpp386.Dallas.TX.US), about forging net news articles
 
Linux Cookie:  950 of 1140

"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some
 of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?"
-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US
 
Linux Cookie:  951 of 1140

"Bite off, dirtball."
Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM
 
Linux Cookie:  952 of 1140

"Oh my!  An `inflammatory attitude' in alt.flame?  Never heard of such
a thing..."
-- Allen Gwinn, allen@sulaco.Sigma.COM
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