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"Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
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"Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator."
-- Claude Shouse (shouse@macomw.ARPA)
"Einstein's mother must have been one heck of a physicist."
-- Joseph C. Wang (joe@athena.mit.edu)
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| Linux Cookie: 991 of 1140 |
"Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will
fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines."
-- Bertrand Russell
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"Lying lips are abomination to the Lord; but they that deal truly are his
delight.
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.
He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto
him.
Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause; and deceive not with
thy lips.
Death and life are in the power of the tongue."
-- Proverbs, some selections from the Jewish Scripture
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| Linux Cookie: 993 of 1140 |
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and
I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
-- Matt Cartmill
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| Linux Cookie: 994 of 1140 |
Heisengberg might have been here.
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| Linux Cookie: 995 of 1140 |
"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop
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"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
-- Russell Baker
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How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
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"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
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