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"Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will
fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines."
-- Bertrand Russell
 
Linux Cookie:  992 of 1140

"Lying lips are abomination to the Lord; but they that deal truly are his
 delight.
 A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.
 He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto
 him.
 Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause; and deceive not with
 thy lips.
 Death and life are in the power of the tongue."
-- Proverbs, some selections from the Jewish Scripture
 
Linux Cookie:  993 of 1140

"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and
I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
-- Matt Cartmill
 
Linux Cookie:  994 of 1140

Heisengberg might have been here.
 
Linux Cookie:  995 of 1140

"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop
 
Linux Cookie:  996 of 1140

"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
-- Russell Baker
 
Linux Cookie:  997 of 1140

How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.  One to change it and one not to change it.
 
Linux Cookie:  998 of 1140

"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
 
Linux Cookie:  999 of 1140

"If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak."
-- Phil Wayne
 
Linux Cookie:  1000 of 1140

"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
-- Patricia O Tuama
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