| Linux Kids: 102 of 150 |
One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old
enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne
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| Linux Kids: 103 of 150 |
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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| Linux Kids: 104 of 150 |
Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
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| Linux Kids: 105 of 150 |
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have
much of anything to do with it.
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| Linux Kids: 106 of 150 |
Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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| Linux Kids: 107 of 150 |
Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
-- Thomas Berger
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| Linux Kids: 108 of 150 |
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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| Linux Kids: 109 of 150 |
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.
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| Linux Kids: 110 of 150 |
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth
to a child. She must be found and stopped.
-- Sam Levenson
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up,
they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
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