Linux Kids

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.

Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have
much of anything to do with it.

Please, Mother!  I'd rather do it myself!

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
                -- Thomas Berger

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth
to a child.  She must be found and stopped.
                -- Sam Levenson

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up,
they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.

Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.