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Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys!
-- Ma Barker
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Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
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Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
Life is the other way around.
-- David Lodge, "The British Museum is Falling Down"
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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
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May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I
remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and
drive and drive.
I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The
smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we
played. I remember a bigger, older guy whom we called "Dad." We'd eat
some stuff or not and then I think we went home.
I guess some things never leave you.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Microwaves frizz your heir.