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Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
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| Linux Kids: 77 of 150 |
Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
Life is the other way around.
-- David Lodge, "The British Museum is Falling Down"
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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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| Linux Kids: 80 of 150 |
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
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| Linux Kids: 81 of 150 |
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I
remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and
drive and drive.
I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The
smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we
played. I remember a bigger, older guy whom we called "Dad." We'd eat
some stuff or not and then I think we went home.
I guess some things never leave you.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Microwaves frizz your heir.
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms
to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well,
only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with
a bulls-eye on the back.
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them
said, "So will you."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
-- Iphicrates
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