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Linux Miscellaneous:  104 of 644

Events are not affected, they develop.
                -- Sri Aurobindo
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  105 of 644

Ever wonder why fire engines are red?

Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
 
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Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
 
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Every day it's the same thing -- variety.  I want something different.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  108 of 644

Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  109 of 644

Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
window.
 
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Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
                -- Beckett
 
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Everything bows to success, even grammar.
 
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Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  113 of 644

Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had
been different in the past.
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