| Linux Miscellaneous: 105 of 644 |
Ever wonder why fire engines are red?
Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 106 of 644 |
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 107 of 644 |
Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 108 of 644 |
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 109 of 644 |
Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
window.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 110 of 644 |
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
-- Beckett
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 111 of 644 |
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 112 of 644 |
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 113 of 644 |
Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had
been different in the past.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 114 of 644 |
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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